Update to my website(s), part 2

October 31, 2007 at 4:30 pm (General) (, )

The updating process continues.  The Flash-Flood is now updated with three new works of fiction.  In addition, the site has been revamped with a new, cleaner look, and a place where you can now sign up for a free newsletter update, which will deliver the same fiction that’s on the site to your inbox.

My own site is nearly finished.  I’ve spent some time putting the finishing touches on a few of the pages, including an updated Links page, and a new Marketplace page.

I’m especially fond of the Links page, as it has become quite the receptacle of random links people have sent me over the years.  I’ve tested them all and they should all be good.  But if they’re not, you can report a dead link to me from the Links page.

The Marketplace page is a work in progress, and will continue to be so until I get all of my “markets” up and running.  For the moment, all I can offer is my Lemonade Stand.  But watch a Cafepress site to be available soon.

Lastly, I also have a photoblog site, found here. It is really nothing more than a visual representation (one slide at a time) of my life, as a work in progress.  It serves no other purpose, really, than to offer me and my friends and my family the chance to see some moments in time that I captured digitally and that are meaningful to me.  In many ways, it might be the most personal of my websites that I manage.

That’s it for now. More later I’m sure.

In the meantime, stop by the sites and check them out. 

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Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay

October 27, 2007 at 8:09 pm (Books, Reviews) (, , , , , , , , )

How much did I enjoy this book? Very much, indeed.  Jeff Lindsay’s first book in the Dexter series is a first-person exploration into the vacuous shell that is the titular serial-killing character.

Dexter, due to an intense trauma when he was three, has grown into a thrity-something serial killer who, despite his lack of a typical human morality, kills only the “bad” people. With thirty-six murders-let’s not bandy words after all-you might think that he would have been caught, or that he would at the very least be under suspicion.  But when your adoptive father was a cop, and you yourself work as a blood-spatter specialist for the Miami-Dade police department-well, these things make it far easier to embrace the serial killer lifestyle.

But when trouble does arrive for Dexter, it comes at him from multiple fronts.  The first is a new serial killer working the same city as Dexter, a killer whose methods Dexter cannot help but admire.  In describing the dismemberments, Dexter fairly gushes with admiration for this new killer’s “art.”

The second is Dexter’s sister, Deborah, a cop stuck in the vice squad and hooker-gear.  When one of the new killer’s victims shows up in her gritty little corner of Miami-Dade, she is suddenly thrust into the middle of both the murder investigate and the back-biting politics of a homicide unit. She desperately wants into homicide and clothing that covers more than her bare essentials. But the lieutenant running the show doesn’t like her, doesn’t respect her, and doesn’t let her too close to the investigation.

The third are Dexter’s dark dreams, something that has never plagued him before. In them he sees himself floating above the victims of this new killer while the fiend himself prepared to slice and dice.

There are more troubles, such a girlfriend who escalates their relationship from platonic to very-much-less-than platonic, amorous advances from Deborah’s nemesis the lieutenant, and a police sergeant who trusts Dexter as much as he trusts the city of Miami to behave itself. All these things are thrown into the cauldron of Dexter’s once neat and tidy life and makes for a compelling, page-turning thriller that turns the serial killer genre upside down.

Which is not to say that the book is flawless. Rather, it is far from it.

The most glaring issue with “Darkly Dreaming Dexter” is the ending. I will be the first to admit the difficulty in crafting an end to a story that explains the whodunit, offers satisfactory action at the conclusion, and keeps the reader on the edge of their seat.  In this particular case, Lindsay has constructed an entire serial killer murder mystery around a contrived premise.  I won’t reveal what that premise is here. Instead I’ll simply say that the ending was neat and orderly (despite the bloodletting) and, while it is the only plausible explanation, it is still a disappointment.  Lindsay seems to have built the story around the ending and built the ending to avoid exploring how far the murderous angel of Dexter might have fallen.

My next gripe relates to the first, insomuch as it is contingent upon the ending. Lindsay has written in the narration a number of red herrings designed to make you question the sanity of the main character. While this in and of itself is not particularly problematic, what is an issue is that he never makes it believable. Were it less doubtful and hesitant, it might have worked and I might have been gnawing on my nails a bit, but in this case, I never fell into the trap he set.

(For a fantastic example of red herrings, reader traps, and pulling it altogether at the end in spectacular fashion, read Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.)

By now you may be asking yourself why I enjoyed this book. The singularly best aspect of this novel is the narrative voice. The story of Dexter is told by Dexter himself, and we get to follow along this empty human husk as he admires a murderer’s work, commits murder himself, and marvels at the world around him with the detached indifference of a housecat. The narrative voice is so convincing that you can feel yourself nodding when Dexter runs through the justifications for his crimes. You too can think like a serial killer.

The other thing that makes this book so good is Dexter’s murders. Naturally. There are only two, but they are deliciously told. Your heart will beat as you wait for Dexter to begin his acts, using a knife with the same cautious zeal as a painter with a brush. If there were one thing I would have wished for, it would have been for more of these soul-deadening trips. There are only two in the book and one that is referenced “off-stage”, but the two we see make for some lovely reading. If you enjoy reading about that sort of thing. One thing that works is how Lindsay holds back on the bloody details, and you get the sense that such restraint is difficult for him. There is not as much blood and gore as you might get from any Jack the Ripper book, but the planning and approach to Dexter’s murders is fun stuff.  If you like that sort of thing.

All in all, it was a fine outing for the first of a series. So much so that I have loaned the second one from the library and cannot wait to knife right into it…

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Is that…smoke?

October 26, 2007 at 11:40 am (Check The Dosage) (, , , , , , , , , )

My wife just coined, as a phrase, the category title this little anecdote falls under. Look for more of these as I, or people I know, do things that make you go “huh?”.

I decided to cook some chicken that has been sitting in my fridge since Saturday. It’s now Thursday and I have zero desire to wait until is goes bad, starts to smell, and have to throw it out .

Since it’s later in the evening, about eight o’clock or so, and I have no fresh charcoal, I’m going to have to do this the old-fashioned way: the oven.

I break out the Shake N Bake. Makes chicken taste great, it’s REALLY hard to screw up, and it’s quick. So I turn on the oven and let it preheat. I open up the chicken and wash it. I pour the Shake into the little plastic baggy that comes in the box. I shake the chicken.

I lay the chicken out on our shiny new IKEA cookie sheets. The sheets are nice and big and accomodate six legs and six thighs. Cookin’ it all in one batch. Score.

I put it in the oven and set the timer for forty-five minutes.

About ten minutes from the end, the smell coming out of the oven changes. It morphs from a pleasant aroma of chicken cooking slowly for my convivial pleasure to one of…what the hell is that, anyway?

I open up the oven door. Is that…smoke?

Sure is.

Uh-oh.

I turn on the range fan and open every window in the house. It’s forty-five degrees outside. I disable all the smoke detectors because now they’re going off and the kids are in bed. I return to the oven and open it again. How? How is this thing smoking like this?

Then it hits me.

Grease.

The grease from the chicken is running off the cookie sheet and onto the bottom of the oven, where the fire below (did I mention this is a gas oven?) has heated it to a temperature Milton would be proud of.

Apparently, in my infinite wisdom, I decided to use the new cookie sheets THAT ARE FLAT AND HAVE NO LIPS.

Welcome to my new category, “Check The Dosage.”

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Update coming to my website(s)

October 23, 2007 at 8:19 pm (General)

I am in the process of updating the various webistes the are associated with, well, myself.  I new personal website will be rolling out in a few weeks.  You’ll be able to see it here:

Scott Lyerly

In addition, I’m in the process of updating the flash fiction site I run, called:

The Flash-Flood 

I’m very behind on getting an update completed for that one, but it should be done in about a week. In addition, I’ll be rolling out some additional changes for The Flash-Flood, including layout and content changes that I’m hoping people will enjoy.

 Stay tuned…

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Online and blogging

October 23, 2007 at 3:37 pm (General)

I had this brief flirtation with blogging a few years ago, and didn’t really have the drive or the heart to see it through.  And yet here I am again.

My basic plan here is just to brain-dump the things that rattle aruond in my noggin onto this site for any and all who care (or not) to read it. It will be like an online Pensive (you Harry Potter geeks will get that). It will probably be some reviews of books or TV shows or music or movies, maybe some anecdotes of my life, maybe some snapshots from my camera, and probably any updates on my life as a (part-time) author.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, well then…you may need professional help.

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